An elder in SoCal named Olin made a funny and to the point response to a question at Yahoo Answers. Apparently some JW listed off the Christian things that make a JW. Olin tells it like it actually is.
With his permission
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Angelmusic1914 made some statements and I will shine some light onto them.
Love Jehovah God = Obey The Watchtower Society
Love your neighbor = Unless they are not a JW
Love his Son - his representative = Obey the Watchtower Society His Representative
Obey his commandments = Obey the Watchtower Societies Commands
Don't steal = Don't Steal
Don't lie = Use Theocratic Warfare Strategy to mislead and deceive by lying if the person is not worthy of hearing the truth.
Give thanks for what you have = Thank the Watchtower Society by giving them money and free services.
Don't bog yourself down with the inconsequential = Inconsequential is anything not of the Watchtower
Avoid bad associations - drugs, etc = Bad Associations are anyone not a JW.
Don't condone killing - even in wars = Unless the Watchtower says it's ok.
Have respect for life - no abortions = No abortions unless an unwanted pregnancy threatens to dirty the image of the Watchtower
Don't mix the good with the bad - avoid pagan practices = Unless the Watchtower says to. ie wedding rings, Masonic and Egyptian pagan symbols
Find out why Jehovah has you here = Give every waking moment to the Watchtower Society. Mostly money and time preaching.
Find out the future he has planned for the beautiful earth = The wholesale slaughter of nearly 7 Billion ignorant people that are not JWs
Take care of the earth he has provided as your home = Unless the Watchtower farm needs to dig a mine and pollute drinking water
Stay faithful to your mate = Stay faithful to your mate, even if he beats you and molests your kids.
Raise your kids responsibly = No friends who are not JWs, No public School, force them to every meeting and to preach.
Take care of your elderly parents = Unless it interferes with selling magazines
Treat your neighbors fairly and justly = Unless they are not JWs
Pay your taxes and obey the laws = Unless the Watchtower says it violates your conscience
Have a good work ethic - listen to your teachers and bosses = Unless the Watchtower says they are persecuting you.
Be kind to animals = Unless they are chasing you and biting you for knocking on a door that says no soliciting
Support God's kingdom = give everything to the Watchtower society
And that is a CULT in action. Seems pretty logical and evil to me.
Olin Moyle is a Christian. One of Jehovah's Witnesses. An elder no less.
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2 comments:
Thanks for the list. Was very funny.Sometimes plain speak reveals it all.
It's funny because it's true.
- CN
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